Sara: What did you do at school today?
Geronimo: I ate garbage!
Sara: What?
Geronimo: I ate garbage!
They have been introducing new foods to the kids periodically at school and I figured that in an effort to cut more costs they introduced the kids to garbage. Luckily for us, the kids get a sticker that says what the new food they tried was. It turns out that garbage is actually cabbage.
P.S. I wouldn't be surprised if this blog post inspires some politician to try a new menu item.