Mr. Mustachio's Whiskers

Mr. Mustachio's 2011 Christmas Mix

2011-12-14T10:43:00.000-08:00

I know that everyone hasn't been able to celebrate the Christmas season properly without their new mix from Mr. Mustachio. So, consider this an early Christmas present from me to you. In fact, consider this the only Christmas present from me to you. For a refresher on the songs that were featured last year you can click here: Mr. Mustachio's 2010 Christmas Mix.This year's disc features 25

Cellphone DJ

2011-10-17T06:54:00.000-07:00

If you aren't familiar with the everlasting joy that is constantly gifted by The Cellphone DJ, then you haven't checked off everything on your bucket list. For the deprived few, let me explain what Cellphone DJ is and how he came to be.Long before "Facebook", my family and I had our own way of "Checking-in" at certain events. I don't remember who started this wonderful tradition, but it was

Change of Plans

2011-06-15T09:56:00.000-07:00

2009-11-04T20:16:00.000-08:00

I am thankful for idiots. Could you imagine a world without people who are dumber and make poorer choices than you? Who would you have to make you feel smarter? Who would we have to fill all the vacancies left behind by politicians? How would auto body shops survive? And most importantly, who would entertain us? So, here's to idiocy!

Dr. Sara

2009-11-03T12:46:00.001-08:00

I am thankful for the second medical opinion my wife gives me in regards to playing basketball. Though my other doctor strongly advises against playing anymore, Sara has not given me the same medical advice. It is a little known fiction that Sara has studied medicine for many years. And she gives me medical clearance to go play every once in a while. However, my other doctor has not

How Bizarro

2009-11-02T15:02:00.000-08:00

I am thankful for Bizarro. If you aren't familiar with what I am talking about, you probably don't have a very good sense of humor(no offense). I discovered Bizarro many years ago in the funny pages. It is the one comic that may actually display some of the things that go on in my mind. Here is one recently published around Halloween: Not only do the comics have laughable topics and good

An Advantage

2009-11-01T15:30:00.000-08:00

I am thankful for my Norelco Advantage electric razor. I dislike shaving. So much so that I invented a facial hair competition that would give me an excuse to not shave for a month and a half. However, I used to dislike it a lot more before I invested in my Advantage. It easily is in my top ten list of favorite material items owned. I would always cut myself with regular razors and would end

By Popular Demand

2009-10-31T23:15:00.001-07:00

Dear Mr. Mustachio,I am writing to find out what is wrong. I was so used to you frequently posting wonderful entries to your blog, but then one day it just stopped. I have google set up to let me know when you make new posts, but when I didn't get any updates I thought it might be broken. Then I found myself checking your blog to make sure that you hadn't made a new post. Eventually that

Last Chance

2009-09-15T01:18:00.000-07:00

As a reminder, today will be your last chance to check out my MySpace blog before I delete it. Here is the link to that. Otherwise, enjoy the final "highlights" below: Friday, January 26, 2007 I'm Aqua Man! Current mood:click on the links

Will Blog For Food

2009-09-14T05:00:00.000-07:00

Wednesday, January 17, 2007 Pimp my coaster Current mood:spurloinky I can't recall if I have mentioned it

Rewind

2009-09-13T04:52:00.000-07:00

Thursday, August 03, 2006 It's almost Friday Current mood:I secretly enjoy watching Big Brother I typed

In Case You Missed It

2009-09-12T04:31:00.000-07:00

Thursday, June 08, 2006 Recap and brilliance Current mood: tired I took my CPA exam last week and spent abouta month of studying leading up to it.

Modern Day Airhorn

2009-09-11T04:27:00.000-07:00

I thought this post might be appropriate for today: Wednesday, May 10, 2006 Modern Day Airhorn Current mood:Smoks Farnov

Recycled Blog

2009-09-10T04:10:00.000-07:00

Here are some more "highlights" from my early blogging days: Tuesday, November 08, 2005 the weather Current mood: groggy

Facebook Wins!

2009-09-09T10:56:00.000-07:00

A long time ago in an internet far, far away I utilized a thing called MySpace. In the beginning it was good. As time passed it was attacked by spam and too many people taking pictures of themselves in the mirror. It wasn't the worst thing in the world, but there was one feature that caused me to stop frequenting it: My blog. In the early days of me filling the internets with my thoughts, it

Set the Alarm

2009-09-05T00:01:00.000-07:00

It has been quite a while since I last discussed my progress in watching Dawson's Creek. I am now 2 discs away from being done. I think that my opinion of the show has changed since I put the first disc in, but I will save my final review for when I am done watching it all. However, I was very surprised to be watching an episode recently and seeing Seth Rogen make a guest appearance as Bob.

First Day of School (A Father's Point of View)

2009-09-01T23:50:00.001-07:00

So, I partook in "First Day of School" festivities again this year(which usually consists of me taking pictures of the kids in the morning). As far as I can remember, I have done this every year since Skyler first started (Feel free to correct me, Mrs. Mustachio).I think my main purpose in doing this is to avoid hiring somebody else to take the pictures, because in all honesty the kids going to

M-I-C-K-E-Y

2009-08-25T22:23:00.001-07:00

We took the kids to Disneyland today as part of their last week of summer vacation. Here are some pictures from the day.

Mr. Mustachio Sleeps With the Fishes

2009-08-24T23:42:00.000-07:00

Yes, I did get up around 4 this morning to get into the office about 5 hours early. Yes, I did this as part of our kids' end of summer fun tour. Yes, I was sleepy as we made our way through the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach. And yes, it was worth it to see the look on Skyler's face when she touched a sting ray.Yes, I do have a preference for rays because my middle name is Ray (Ray Ray,

Lo Futuro

2009-08-21T00:01:00.000-07:00

How can I live in the present,When the future is so clear?You will fulfill my happinessAnd wipe away my fear.How can I live in the here and now,When the future is so bright?I will be kept warm by your presenceIn the late, cold, winter night.What is today is insignificant,When compared to what will be.I spend the day embraced in thoughtOf the life you’ll spend with me.Images occupy my head,Looking

The Proposal

2009-08-20T18:00:00.000-07:00

I think we are more likely to celebrate events that have occurred in multiples of 5. I'm no scientist, but I believe this has something to do with the ease it takes to show somebody with your fingers. (Do you remember how hard it was to show people you were turning 3 years-old?) Tomorrow marks 2 hands since Sara agreed to kick the other boys to the curb and just be mine. I'm sure she had no

What's in Your Wallet?

2009-08-20T14:35:00.000-07:00

If you looked at the photos in my wallet, you would think that I was married to a 20 year-old with one daughter. I probably could use an update, but I doubt I'll get around to that. However, I do have the above photo amongst those in my wallet. It happens to be one of my all-time favorites for multiple reasons. 1. It is in black and white, which I prefer to color pictures.2. It has a very

Open the Door, Get on the Floor

2009-08-20T08:00:00.000-07:00

As summer winds down, I wanted to make sure the kids had a few places to brag about visiting to their friends. Of course, the first thing that came to mind was giant dinosaurs. We loaded up the car, picked up my mom, and then headed out to visit the Cabazon Dinosaurs. People cool enough to have watched Pee-wee's Big Adventure, will recognize this place. As Pee-wee would say, "Why don't you

Hot Wings and Applebee's

2009-08-12T10:06:00.000-07:00

I just want to remind Mrs. Mustachio that this movie comes to Laemmle this Friday.

Lost in Translation?

2009-08-08T17:36:00.000-07:00

The Fat Guy, The Skinny Guy and Their Opposable Thumbs

2009-08-04T23:18:00.000-07:00

Tonight Mrs. Mustachio and I left the mini-mustachios and went on a date. Ever since seeing the preview for (500) Days of Summer, I knew I wanted to see it. The Smiths reference sold me instantly, and since it appears to be a chick flick Mrs. Mustachio was easily convinced. Check out the preview for yourself:Here is my non-spoiler movie review. This is clearly an indie style film. I think

Goodbye

2009-07-22T04:09:00.000-07:00

"Happiness was Provo in the rear view mirror..."-Jim McMahon.We had a great time in Utah, but tax returns, financial statements, and the exciting world of accounting was calling me back. We said our goodbyes and loaded up the car for a 9 hour drive. I did all the driving whilst everyone else slept the night away. I only stopped for gas, and for one other thing. I drank a few 32 ounce

Etc.

2009-07-22T04:06:00.000-07:00

Here are a few other notes from the trip.WARNING: If you see this sign,keep driving. If you don't, you run the risk of becoming an Soniholic.When my Sunday school teachers warned me about happy hour I didn't realize they were talking about Sonic. Sara and I had seen numerous advertisements for Sonic on the television and didn't pay much attention, because we had never seen one around us. Mike